- Freedom Kenyatta IV and Riley Odinga V go head to head in the final lap before the elections. Both promise to stamp out corruption and tribalism.
- Police invade eastleigh to draw out illegal Chinese immigrants.
- KRA levies taxes on bribes: Police, City Council protest.
- Republic of Kenya to import titanium from the Republic of Mombasa.
- Robot doctors to replace human doctors after doctors’ strike enters 10th week.
- Government to introduce intercoms to replace striking teachers. Only 2% of teachers will be retained.
- Ancient gadget iPhone 5 to be displayed in Nairobi Museum.
- Archaeologists discover elephant bones in the Tsavo.
- Tupac releases 20th album.
- Legendary musician Blue Ivy Carter turns 78.
- Amelia Earhart’s plane found on Mount Kenya.
- Nyahururu church of the mountain sect go into hiding as sect leader prophesies end of the world.
- Still together after 12 years: Couple shocks nation
- Harambee stars proceed to the semi-finals 10 months after KFF disbanded.
- Clandestine Biochemists introduce marijuana gene into spinach.
- Police find huge consignment of plasma guns in eastleigh.
- Police reforms to occur after the 2090 elections: Senators promise.
- Asian business man grabs land in mars as aliens cry foul.
- US votes in 2nd black president K’Owino MacOnyango. Democrats celebrate.
- MRC and Al-Shabab National Party face off in the Republic of Mombasa elections.
- Hundreds stranded in underground electric train as KPLC blames power blackouts on rising cost of fuel.
- Maendelo ya Wanaume get 4 Billion shillings grant after rise in domestic violence.
- ‘Kienyeji’ chicken put in zoo after endangerment report.
- County of Turkana donates 400 million shillings to South American hurricane victims.
- Maasai herdsman tracks his GPRS enabled cows to the Ethiopian border.
- Government rolls out vision 2120 plan.
- Panic as normal non-test tube baby is born.
- Facebook and Google blamed for widespread senility and obesity in senior citizens.
Wednesday 9 January 2013
HEADLINES IN 2090
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Hehehe! This is quite a good read. #13, #23 and #28 just did it for me. Keep up siz!
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