Who would you pick

It's election time. There are 4 candidates running for office. Who will you pick as your national leader? Before you vote, please go through their credentials.



Candidate A

• Kicked out of office twice
• Sleeps till noon
• Was bottom of his class in school
• Used opium in college
• Drinks a quart of whiskey every evening 

 

Candidate B

• Associates with crooked politicians
• Consults with an astrologist
• Has had 2 mistresses
• Chain smokes 
• Drinks 8 - 10 glasses of martini everyday

Candidate C

• Teenage girl
• Humble background
• Claims to see visions
• Drops work and runs to church whenever she hears the church bells  

 

Candidate D

• Educated
• Charismatic 
• Decorated war hero
• Visionary
• Vegetarian
• Doesn't smoke
• Never cheated on his wife

Vote now!

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Candidate A is Winston Churchill
Candidate B is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate C is Joan of Arc
Candidate D is Adolf Hitler




What did Churchill, Roosevelt and Joan have in common? Despite their weaknesses, they went on to become great leaders because of one thing....

THEY DIDN'T STOP BELIEVING!

Now the next time you feel inadequate, remember some of the greatest names in history were more inadequate than you.

The next time you feel someone else is better than you, remember all that glitters is not gold.

A walk to the summit

For some people, success comes immediately.
For others it comes after repeated failure.
Have you ever worked so hard then failed at something?
How did you feel?

One of my greatest dreams is to climb a mountain.
I think it has so many similarities with life.

A walk to the mountain top is quite a journey.

It may start off easy, then it gets steeper.

Then it gets rocky, then it gets cold.

Then it gets really cold, then the ground becomes slippery.

The closer you get to the summit, the harder it becomes.
Many people are content with seeing the peak from far,
then go back down.

Only few dare to go all the way to the top.

Similarly, a journey through life is like climbing a mountain.
It may start off easy...

...but then it gets steep.

Failures come our way, relationships start to shake,

people start to drift, finances seem to be less.

Then it gets rocky. People betray us, we may lose our jobs,

relationships may end, our business may fail.

Then it gets cold. We feel like we are all alone.

We feel like we have no more fight in us.

So many give up there and go back down

without ever reaching the summit.

But to those few who persevere,
they get to reach the top of the mountain.

And what a view it is.

It cannot be put into words.

It is an experience of a lifetime.

Don't give up on your dreams.

KEEP WALKING TO THE SUMMIT!

HEADLINES IN 2090

1. Freedom Kenyatta IV and Riley Odinga V go head to head in the final lap before the elections. Both promise to stamp out corruption and tribalism.
2. Police invade eastleigh to draw out illegal Chinese immigrants.
3. KRA levies taxes on bribes: Police, City Council protest.
4. Republic of Kenya to import titanium from the Republic of Mombasa.
5. Robot doctors to replace human doctors after doctors’ strike enters 10th week.
6. Government to introduce intercoms to replace striking teachers. Only 2% of teachers will be retained.
7. Ancient gadget iPhone 5 to be displayed in Nairobi Museum.
8. Archaeologists discover elephant bones in the Tsavo.
9. Tupac releases 20th album.
10. Legendary musician Blue Ivy Carter turns 78.
11. Amelia Earhart’s plane found on Mount Kenya.
12. Nyahururu church of the mountain sect go into hiding as sect leader prophesies end of the world.
13.  Still together after 12 years: Couple shocks nation
14. Harambee stars proceed to the semi-finals 10 months after KFF disbanded.
15. Clandestine Biochemists introduce marijuana gene into spinach.
16. Police find huge consignment of plasma guns in eastleigh.
17. Police reforms to occur after the 2090 elections: Senators promise.
18. Asian business man grabs land in mars as aliens cry foul.
19. US votes in 2nd black president K’Owino MacOnyango. Democrats celebrate.
20. MRC and Al-Shabab National Party face off in the Republic of Mombasa elections.
21. Hundreds stranded in underground electric train as KPLC blames power blackouts on rising cost of fuel.
22. Maendelo ya Wanaume get 4 Billion shillings grant after rise in domestic violence.
23. ‘Kienyeji’ chicken put in zoo after endangerment report.
24. County of Turkana donates 400 million shillings to South American hurricane victims.
25. Maasai herdsman tracks his GPRS enabled cows to the Ethiopian border.
26. Government rolls out vision 2120 plan.
27. Panic as normal non-test tube baby is born.
28. Facebook and Google blamed for widespread senility and obesity in senior citizens.